Just When I Think I Have All My Ducks In A Row One Of The Fluffy Fuckers Wanders Off & Gets Into Some Shit

Because chaos is just part of the charm.
Our “Just When I Think I Have All My Ducks In A Row…” tee is for the ones holding it together — barely — with a side of sarcasm and a whole lot of humor.

Made from ultra-soft fabric with a relaxed fit, this shirt is perfect for those days when life refuses to cooperate and at least one “fluffy f*cker” goes rogue.

🦆 Real life isn’t neat and tidy — but at least you can look good while herding the madness.
Grab yours and wear your chaos like a badge of honor.