It's Only Murder If They Find A Body Otherwise It Is Just A MIssing Person Now Come On Over Here I Have Something To Show You

Missing? Maybe. Murder? Prove it.
The “It’s Only Murder If They Find a Body… Now Come On Over, I Have Something to Show You” tee is made for those with a twisted sense of humor and zero tolerance for nonsense. Soft, bold, and just a little unhinged — it’s perfect for true crime junkies, sarcasm lovers, and people you definitely don’t want to mess with.

Made from premium fabric with a relaxed fit, this shirt will keep you comfortable while raising eyebrows and sparking nervous laughter.

🔪 Dark humor? Delivered.
Wear it at your own risk… or theirs. 😏