I Wouldn't Do Anything For A Klondike Bar But I'd Do Some Sketchy Shit

Let’s be honest… some temptations are worth the chaos.
Unleash your mischievous side with our “I Wouldn’t Do Anything for a Klondike Bar, But I’d Do Some Sketchy Sht for Matt Rife”* tee — the perfect blend of sass, humor, and zero shame.

Made for those who know how to have a good time and aren’t afraid to show it, this playful tee is soft, comfy, and guaranteed to spark laughs (and maybe some side-eyes 👀).

💋 Flirty. Fun. Slightly unhinged. Just like your sense of humor.