I Hug People I Hate So I Know How Big To Dig The Hole In The Back Yard

When you hug with one arm and size up with the other…
Get ready to dig that hole in the backyard with confidence in our “I Hug People I Hate Just to Know How Big to Dig the Hole in My Backyard” tee. Equal parts hilarious and slightly unhinged, this soft, comfy shirt is perfect for those who like their humor dark and their hugs calculated.

It’s not just a statement — it’s a warning.
😈 Caution: May cause side-eyes, nervous laughter, and a sudden drop in fake friends.